The complete South of the Border campground experience requires the following items:
Hundreds of miles of pun-filled billboards? Check:
Ubiquitous Mexican-sombreroed “Pedro”? Check:
Campy signage? Check:
Feral cats? Check:
Feral cat feeding area behind a chain-link fence? Check:
Gift shop with bin of fake doggy doo? Check:
Glenn outraged at seeing doggy doo on the floor of said gift shop? Check:
Actual doo doo being processed behind some campsites at their on-site sewage treatment plant? Check:
$22.50/night? Check:
Welcome to our 14th Annual White Trash Tour of the South!
We made such good progress yesterday that we decided to scrap our reservations at Ft. Clinch State Park at the top of Florida and go to our favorite KOA campsite on Lake Whippoorwill for four nights. Another 500 miles today to get there. I think it’s worth it…
Beautiful water shot. I share Glenn’s disgust for the “way past tacky” items for sale. Now I can check off going to South of the Border. Thank you for sparing me that experience. Murph